nese和berg

小珠 2020-06-1018:46:07 评论 18

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.一天半夜,有个中国人走进美国的一家酒吧,碰到了大导演史提文·斯皮尔伯格(Steven Spielberg)。

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.这个中国人正好是斯皮尔伯格的铁杆影迷,于是冲上前去,请求斯皮尔伯格给他留个签名。

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.”可他万万没有想到,斯皮尔伯格竟给了他一耳光,骂道:“你们中国人轰炸了我们珍珠港,快给我滚开!”

The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese”.中国人感到很震惊,回答说:“轰炸你们珍珠港的可不是中国人啊,那是日本人干的!”   

“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, youre all the same,” replied Spielberg.斯皮尔伯格答曰:“什么中国人(Chinese)、日本人(Japanese)、台湾人(Taiwanese),你们这些叫做你死(-nese)的人都一个鸟样!”

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”中国人一听火了,也狠狠地回敬斯皮尔伯格一个大耳光,说:“你把铁达尼号给弄沉到海里去了,我的祖先当年就在那条船上!”

Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”
这下子轮到斯皮尔伯格震惊了,他辩解说:“是冰山把那条船撞沉的呀,怎么是我呢?!”

The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, youre all the same.”中国人回答说:“什么冰山 (iceberg)、斯皮尔伯格 (Spielberg)、嘉士伯 (Carlsberg) ,你们这些叫做八格(-berg) 的玩意儿统统一个鸟样!”

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